Friendship is Magic

Count Arioch the 28th · Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:05 am

I don't know how to react when people know more about weird internet things than I do. You, sir, know your animal dildos...

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:09 am

Sadly, yes, I do.

Maj · Post by **Maj** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:46 am

I'm not sure that a company marketing dragon bits (among other fantasy creatures) to people is doing anything strange or questionable when they add a line of pony parts. Besides, they've had male equine equipment for quite a while (flared and unflared!). Now that there's a show sporting lady ponies, it was just a matter of time...

[muses] I wonder if they call their adoption flops Derpy? [/muses]

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:46 am

They had the mare for a little while before the show started up, I think.

Have I ever mentioned my theory that the reason furrydom is so sexualized isn't because people specifically want to bone animals (which a non-zero number of furries would find disgusting, actually) but rather because it is primarily composed of nerdy young adults, who ate generally hyper sexual people to begin with?

Count Arioch the 28th · Sat Mar 30, 2013 7:01 am

As Seanbaby put it once: "Furries would have sex with a horse if you dressed it up like a fake horse".

But seriously, that's an interesting theory. It would also explain why furries have disproportionately high numbers of gay and bi males involved with it, because most of the time a nerdy adult male wouldn't be accepted by someone who isn't also a nerdy adult male.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:21 am

Yeah, I really think it has more to do with age an nerdery. I also thinks there's a totemic thing going on, whether people recognize it or not.

Basically, the way I see it, it's just a bunch of sexually healthy young nerds and the modern face of wearing a bearskin to be big and strong. Hell, I'd wager anything you cared to mention that back in ancient times there were people turned on by shamans and told them to keep the antlers on when boning.

Count Arioch the 28th · Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:37 am

I might be biased because I've known a lot of really pathetic nerdy males that clung to each other because no one else would go near them. I had to kick a couple out of my game because they said that I was pathetic for not having a girlfriend and I said they were pathetic for clinging to someone you find repulsive out of fear of dying alone. Dying alone isn't something to be scared of, but being scared of dying alone is...

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:00 am

Everyone dies alone*. I just don't want to live alone.

*barring murder/suicide, etc.

Count Arioch the 28th · Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:16 am

Once it sank in how shitty most people were exactly, living alone seemed like a no-brainer to me. Not to tip my hand too much, but let's just say that concentrating on my own goals and projects while ignoring dating has worked wonders for my quality of life.

I have heard from people that if I REALLY wanted to talk to a pretty girl, I could go to the gentleman's club and buy a stripper a $20 drink and she'll hang out with me and even pretend that she's interested in what I have to day.

Before anyone jumps my shit, yes I acknowledge that love is awesome and all that gay crap. But when your choices are dying poor and alone or dying rich and alone, the choice is easy. The choice between genuine disgust and feigned interest? A bit harder, probably why I haven't ever gone to the local gentlemen's club, as I could go see a movie or get drunk or buy some DLC for a game I own with $20 and those things are more appealing to me.

EDIT: Also, I had a weird (non-sexual) experience involving a vulture like 10 years back. He gave me one of his feathers when he left. Figures that my totem animal is something that can't get you laid...

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:23 am

Bullshit. I guarantee you there's a chick out there who'd get moist for a vulture totem.

Count Arioch the 28th · Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:03 am

I'm actually amused by the thought of that happening, so I challenge you to present one.

Count Arioch the 28th · Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:06 am

Bumping with actual content!

http://cheezburger.com/7168739584

Is the Luna doll in the picture custom, or is it something I could potentially buy for reasonable amounts of money? Luna's pretty...

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:18 am

That looks like plastic, probably mass produced somewhere so you should be able to buy it for little monies i think.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:23 am

Count Arioch the 28th wrote:I'm actually amused by the thought of that happening, so I challenge you to present one.

Try the artist and commenters of this

Is the Luna doll in the picture custom, or is it something I could potentially buy for reasonable amounts of money? Luna's pretty...

Probably retail

Count Arioch the 28th · Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:09 pm

Anyone know where though? I haven't seen one like that before.

virgil · Post by **virgil** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:45 pm

That should be a blind bag Princess Luna with a paint job. She can only be found in the yellowish blind bags; my girlfriend has like four (three to be used for customs).

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:47 pm

Fanmade Episode of MLP:FIM

Twilight to Rainbow: "I should have known you would drink [this magical experimental potion that's supposed to increase talent but I don't know what it does]!"

Me: "You really should have."

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:45 pm

*nods
these fans are quite impressive O.o

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:07 am

I'm sure any one of them that wants a job at the Hub simply has to ask.

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:03 pm

Needs moar Lunacity:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... t61P-xgFcs
Wonder if she'll get an episode in the next season . . and a song maybe?
Would be cool if they made her break into a metal kind of ballad for that!

Hicks · Post by **Hicks** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:56 pm

I am personally pulling for a Celestia-sode where she, Luna, Twilight, Cadence, and Discord use the power of friendship to stop the world from being destroyed.

Also, a Luna-sode exploring the downward spiral of alienation, abandonment issues, and jealously that caused Luna to betray Celestia and plunge Equestria into eternal night.

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:03 pm

both good ideas, both, sadly, unrealistic hopes i am afraid <-<

Hicks · Post by **Hicks** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:52 pm

Fuck it. If they aren't made, my next life goal is to master get good enough at PhotoShop, Adobe Flash, Audio Recording, and Audio/Visual editing to produce 2 ninety minute feature films; or amass enough wealth to get it produced for others on my behalf.

Hasbro/dhx better make a series of epic (and good) movies, and then more series. They can milk this like Star Trek has for decades to come.

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:54 pm

i like your way of thinking ^^

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:18 am

I believe it was Frank who said "Dragon cock, I walk."